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January, 2003
Namaste' Devotees: This year is about your FREEDOM! "Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Orgasm!"
So what have you done in the first month of 2003, to increase your abundance of pleasure, joy, love, health and finances?
"Sex Energy is the creative energy of all geniuses. There never has, and never will be a great leader, builder, or artist lacking, in this driving force of sex"...Napoleon Hill
I notice that as the years fly by I feel like living life from the following motto: Life is not to be measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away!!!
Tantra Quote: "Clear sexual energy is spiritual energy. Both come from the same source...God" - Joan Gattuso
Something to Laugh About: I was almost rolling on the floor with laughter about this one!!!
If Dear Abby was a man...
Ever wondered what it would be like if Dear Abby were a man?
Dear Mr. Abby:
My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.
A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing - your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old collage roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If your still not sure then just perform oral on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it.
Dear Mr. Abby:
My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.
A: Do it. Sperm can help you loose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day. Then cook him a nice meal.
Dear Mr. Abby:
My husband has too many nights out with the boys.
A: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged. The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out chasing young single girls is a great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away for a day or two (it's a great time to clean the house too)! Just look at how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do when he gets home is for you and your best friend to perform oral on him. Then cook him a nice meal.
Dear Mr. Abby:
My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.
A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it, do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral on him and cook him a delicious meal.
Dear Mr. Abby:
My husband is uninterested in foreplay.
A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should-he should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral on him and cook him a nice meal.
Dear Mr. Abby:
My husband always has an orgasm after oral sex then rolls over and goes to sleep never giving me one.
A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've forgotten to cook him a nice meal.
Tantra Tip: Charismatic Breath: To expand your sexual charisma and attract more of whom you want as a mate in your life try this: Simply focus your mind on noticing the flow of your breathing. Slow down your breath and focus on inhaling thru your nose as you focus your attention on the top of your head. As you exhale thru your nose, now move your focused attention to the genitals. Continue shifting your attention back and forth from the crown as you inhale to your genitals as you exhale. Once you are relaxed, imagine that the electromagnetic field that surrounds us all is increasing with your power. You may see this as a dynamic color or as an electric current expanding out of you and around you or of a huge spiral or magnet expanding from your belly out. Continue this for as long as you like but notice what feelings or physical sensations you experience from tingling in parts of your body to energy moving up your spine. Focus on the spaciousness of this energy. Then imagine drawing in your ideal mate or imagining your partner now displaying those traits! Have FUN with it!
Favorite Movies to Rent or Buy: Wow! This is another one of my favorites. I most assuredly want this kind of man but I have always been a diehard Romantic!! "Original Sin", a Steamy, Sexy and Romantic film about true, unconditional love and the lengths a man will go to keep her with him. It stars non other then Antonio Banderas and exquisite Angelina Jolie.
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