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December, 2002
Namaste' Dear Devotees: ("Namaste'" it is a greeting in which the Divine in me honors, or acknowledges the Divine in you.
What intentions will you put out for this New Year? How will you increase your abundance for pleasure, joy, love, health and finances? How will you stay better connected in your body where all feeling resides?
"Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it." - Course in Miracles
Tantra Quote: "Reading, Talking, Writing, Thinking or Imagining about the sun light is not to KNOW the sunlight. The real Devotee' does not cling to a belief. He is the scientist of the inner. He proves by his own experience what is real and what is not, what is illusion and what is not."
Dirty Joke of the Month:
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative, you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task. And if all this is not enough, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the work place carrying two suspicious-looking bags. Sincerely, The Management
Tantra Tips: Next time you go out to eat with your partner or on a date, make it a Sensual Affair. Spend time looking at the presentation on your plate before you proceed further. Better yet, spend the evening in with take out juicy morsels of many different appetizers. Before you eat the food, spend a few minutes smelling it, letting the delicious aromas permeate your senses. Feed each other slowly and savor each bite before you both swallow. Some food you might even smear on each other before you slowly and deliberately lick, suck and eat off food from certain very private places. Whipped cream or your favorite ice cream or jam {be creative} works very nicely on the lingam (cock) or yoni (Pussy). Have fun with this. Make it part of your lovemaking.
Favorite Movies to Rent or Buy: A very Tantric movie is entitled "BLISS". It is about erasing all boundaries between sex, love and commitment. All single men should watch this film and if you have a partner share it with them.
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